Went to a party / danced all night / drank two (maybe three) beers / came up all right / Now only slightly faded / and you're in luck / it's okay leaving early / [not] too drunk to fuck … In tribute to classic punk rock anthems and design, we offer up the I Used To Have A Six Pack can cooler with the all-new Party Button™. Sure we’ve dialed it down some, become a little less angsty since then, but at our core we’re forever mohawks, bomber jackets, with plaid pants and creepers, and the odd safety pin.
How to Use: Insert your favorite lager into the can cooler. Next, crack the beer and lift to your lips. Then, in one swift, deft motion, you're gonna press the spring-loaded trigger punch and all the beer will slide down to your throat in two seconds. It's a sure thing.
- Beergunner - Party Button Fitted & Kitted
- Double-Sided, One-Color Graphic
- One Size
- w/ SUPERKOLDIE logo
Product quality is pretty important to us around here. It's a representative standard of our brand and extends to the genuine regard we hold for our customer. For that reason, there's some SUPERKOLDIEs that, at times, don't make the grade and get removed from active inventory. Because if we're asking you to spend the average cost of a six pack of craft on something fun and functional, it better damn well be as expected when delivered to your door.
Usually, the flaw is very minor: a misprint, graphic alignment is off, a small stain/smudge, an issue with color vibrancy ... or it may be a preproduction sample, a variation on what we ultimately produced, making it a limited one-of-nearly-none collectible. Shoot … you seriously might not even notice why we'd pulled it in the first place.
Over the last several years, we've stored away a few hundred units — many in our best-selling and (currently) sold-out designs and others, while popular, were discontinued. Considered seconds, today we thought it high time to turn them loose and sell them at a solid discount until they're all gone for good, putting an original-classic, funtastic, can cooler in your hand for a little less! Plus you can now you get it with the Party Button, the hassle-free, no fuss, no muss, AWESOME AF way to reverse shotgun beer in seconds flat.