“That sweet tailpipe of yours did have me charmed. It put a spell on me, but all the ass magic in Mexico can’t change Kenny Powers from his core beliefs. I’m not an ass man. I’m a tit man. I like big ass boobs – now, and forever.”
The Because Boobs insulating, beer delivery unit fits comfortably in one’s hand, snuggly accommodating most can sizes, though anything more than 12 oz at a time seems excessive. Sold only in pairs (just kidding).
How to Use: Insert your favorite lager into the can cooler. Next, crack the beer and lift to your lips. Then, in one swift, deft motion, you're gonna press the spring-loaded trigger punch and all the beer will slide down to your throat in two seconds. It's a sure thing.
- Party Starter - Fitted & Kitted
- Double-Sided, Two-Color Graphic
- One Size
- w/ SUPERKOLDIE X HUSTLER logo